How A Penis Ruined Christmas | |
| Geoff - January 6th, 2010 at 2:30 pm - 157 views - 10 Comments |

Ten-year-old Kade Goodman’s Christmas – and quite possibly his life – was ruined by the unfortunate sight of exposed male genitalia, when it was discovered that the used PSP he’d received for festivus contained an explicit picture of a penis.
The offending image was discovered by the lad’s 13 year old brother, who found it in the background images. Kade’s father Shon was rather upset by the ordeal.
“At first I thought it was a joke,” he said. “Maybe it will come off. But when I started getting into it and started to erase it and couldn’t, the more I thought about it, the madder I got.”
Unable to remove the picture they took the system back to CD Tradepost who – while they should’ve cleaned it completely before reselling it in the first place – promptly cleared the image and gave the family a free game. 10 year old boys should never be exposed to the genitals of other men. Had the image been a lovely set of breasts though, I don’t think anyone would have really been too upset.
This wouldn’t be the first time a penis has ruined Christmas. Last Christmas I found out my girlfriend had a soft spot for my best mate. Unfortunately, it was her vagina.
Source : Kotaku.
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January 6, 2010
2:51 pm
Don’t worry Geoff, you know I will always think of you as my first true love
January 6, 2010
2:53 pm
Oh Geoff, how long have you been waiting to slip that “soft spot” joke into an article?
January 6, 2010
2:57 pm
About 6 years. :P
January 6, 2010
10:41 pm
You sir… made my day with that soft spot joke.
January 6, 2010
2:58 pm
Those damned penises! Forever ruining everything…
January 6, 2010
3:02 pm
LOL. Classic.
January 6, 2010
4:28 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Are you for real, Geoff? About your homie and your chikita? That is no friend, dude.
January 6, 2010
4:32 pm
Nah dude, it was a joke. :)
My mates are mates, and my woman’s still mine. ;)
January 6, 2010
4:36 pm
Although Geoff still spanks me occasionally. But it’s not what you think, it’s all still cool because our ladies like watching
January 6, 2010
4:45 pm
Quality soft spot joke!!